“Second, OMFG it’s THOUSANDS per year. And all that’s presuming you don’t have some sort of issue while there — for example, I had an allergic reaction to some facial oil and had to work with a dermatologist and cosmetologist to find a skin routine to minimize my skin flaking off at work all day. Once, my eye got infected by old mascara, and I had to replace ALL my eye cream and makeup. Another time, a bad colorist screwed up my hair a while back, and I had to go into the salon monthly for a year to get it reversed. You almost need a slush fund for beauty emergencies, no joke!”

—WearingConscious