As the mother of a three-year-old, I hear a lot of chatter about the Paw Patrol. It leads me, a full-grown adult, to a lot of questions, mainly, “Why is there a gold statue of a chicken in front of City Hall?” The other lingering question I have (besides “how much does the Paw Patrol cost the taxpayers of Adventure Bay?”) is “Which Paw Patrol pup would I be?” Are you ready for the answer?

