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First of all, this is what it looked like inside the venue.
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See that middle part, that’s where the illuminati sacrifices occur.
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I’m kidding (mostly), but the energy is very “Kim Kardashian’s $50 million minimalist monastery.”
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Anyway, Heidi Klum was probably the most popular person of the night.
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She practically haunted the place.
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She also probably scared the shit out of people blending in with the statues.
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Speaking of inanimate objects, there was Kim Kardashian having a ball.
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Bad Bunny just kind of walked around with his cane glaring at people.
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Stanley Tucci displayed unprecedented levels of elegance in his heterosexuality.
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Rihanna and A$AP Rocky couldn’t believe what they were seeing in Heidi Klum’s outfit.
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Pretty much everyone was like, WHAT IS THAT?!
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But Rihanna and A$AP really had fun with it.
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These three!!!!!! Amiright?!?!?
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Katy Perry spent the whole night showing off her “face cage” party trick.
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She knew exactly what she was doing with that thing.
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Gayle King took a selfie in it probably because it reminded her of their time together in space. <3
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SZA, Doechii, and Hailey Bieber had this random moment.
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Ben Stiller enjoyed his first-ever chat with a statue.
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Sabrina Carpenter couldn’t believe what Charli XCX was saying to her.
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Did I mention there were drinks, because there were drinks!
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Yeah, some people even looked at art.
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Alysa Liu looked like she was being held hostage by the Metaverse.
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Jordan Roth made every conversation look kind of crazy.
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Just so many funny, random, awkward groupings of celebrities!!
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Lauren Sánchez Bezos and Jeff Bezos decided the world needed to see them kiss.
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Zoë Kravitz, Lily-Rose Depp, and Gracie Abrams gossiped about something…probably the Bezoses’ making out.
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Sabrina Carpenter performed.
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She also sang with Stevie Nicks.
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Tate McRae, Rosé, and Connor Storrie were really loving it.
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Teyana Taylor and Connor Storrie have never smiled harder.
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Venus Williams, Nicole Kidman, and Beyoncé gave speeches.
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Madonna and Sam Smith showed off their extremely large headpieces.
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At this point, I bet people were getting sick of the face cage. We get it, Katy!
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Anne Hathaway and Blake Lively had a little reunion.
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Ayo Edebiri grabbed Zoë Kravitz’s finger.
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Colman Domingo held Kris Jenner close.
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Zoë was really enjoying that martini.
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And lastly, Cher looked ethereal.
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No surprise there, though!

