12.

“When a couple enters the apartment straight to sex. No one washes their hands? No one has to pee?!?!?”

—tinoryan

“And then girls never go to the bathroom after, and there is never a mess.”

—CulturalDefinition27

“They also never take most of their clothes off, engage in actual foreplay, or actually lie down. Beds aren’t used, just kitchen islands, walls, or desks. We call it hard surface sex. And there’s never any mop up afterward, or even an underwear change.”

—fireflypoet