>Be Fishman, wrangler of tards
>On a company trip with the girls in Japan
>See a cute little dog up for adoption
>Want the dog
>Call the wife back home and say you want the dog
>Wife says no
>Turn to Clara, one of your girls that lives in Japan
>”Can you take care of the dog while I convince the wife?”
>She reluctantly says yes
>Several weeks pass
>Dog is now nicknamed “Barkana”
>Clara trains and keeps the dog as if its her own
>Finally wife says yes
>Come get dog in next company trip
>Barkana’s finally home
>Forgot that Barkana was trained by Clara, one of the craziest girls in Phase
>Barkana is a terror