Which “The Muppets” Character Matches Your Personality? Take This Quiz

February 25, 2026

Lights up, cue the band, and someone reassure the stage manager that everything is totally under control. Welcome to The Muppets — where the curtain rises, the jokes fly, and somehow the chaos always turns into a show. If your life had a theme song (and maybe a few dramatic entrances), it would probably fit right in. Maybe you’re the calm one trying to keep it all together. Maybe you’re the spotlight-stealing icon. Or maybe you fully embrace the chaos and call it a personality trait. Either way, there’s a Muppet that matches your energy. Answer a few fun questions, trust your instincts, and we’ll cast you as the Muppet character that fits you best. The orchestra’s warming up — let’s see who you are backstage.

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