9.

“Being John Malkovich. So… There’s these two nobodies, one of whom is obsessed with puppetry, who finds a portal into the head of the actor John Malkovich that allows them to control his body. After a period of time they are ejected from his head and dumped by the New Jersey turnpike. The movie is awesome but that’s blatantly a plot conceived during a spectacularly toasty-baked session and only people who’ve done far, far too many drugs would think that sounds like anything other than the deranged warblings of a pothead.”

—rev9of8

“Written by Charlie Kaufman, who also did the screenplay for Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Check out his other films like Adaptation and Synecdoche, New York.

He’s brilliant.”

—glibduck