—nsaber

“Walked into work where they were watching it. It was, I swear, like a fucking 15-minute scene where they are floating down a river, twirling around in barrels and fighting orcs. Just some cartoon-ass cheesy shit.

Hadn’t read the book since I was like eight, but I remembered it being so much cooler, like I swear that was a harrowing and intense part, not some Disneyland ride bullshit.

I’d love to see a Hobbit movie, but that’s not the one for me.”

—dixbietuckins