If you just had an absolutely terrible week, just remember…
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The person who’d better grab themself a mop:
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The person whose jeans just got a fresh, new makeover:
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The person whose fallen lasagna is a testament to man’s folly:
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The person whose package will be in their mailbox until the end of time:
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The person who spilled black paint tastefully up and down their carpeted stairs:
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The person whose rear end is about to be experiencing subzero temperatures:
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The person who tried the oldest excuse in the book:
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The person who’d better get a-workin’ on a shelter:
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The person whose mirror is looking minty fresh:
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The person whose car, much like the great Sir Ernest Shackleton’s ship Endurance, is trapped in ice:
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The person whose once-pristine baseboards are now forever sullied by the stew they loved the most:
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The person whose washing machine is crying out for help:
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The person whose tire looks absolutely gorgeous:
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The person who’s going to have to get creative about leaving their house real soon:
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The person who visited an old friend inside a pepper today:
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The person who was kind enough to share their skewer with some tiny, little critters:
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The person whose bathtub water is meddling in some dark-sided stuff:
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The person who’s blasted with intense sunlight every single day:
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The person whose space heater went absolutely nuclear:
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And the person who is going to have to Flintstones their way home:
